The announcement about commemorative special edition passports becoming available only in person on July 6 is giddy corporate media fodder. Outlets like CNN and NBC will undoubtedly frame this as some heartwarming story about patriotism or the nostalgic “good old days.” But let’s cut through the BS. This isn’t just a sentimental gesture; it’s an opportunity for the government to tighten its grip on your personal data. Who needs increased security when you can have a pretty passport, right?

Meanwhile, Fox News will likely play the “American Exceptionalism” card, dripping their coverage in red, white, and blue, as if standing in line for a passport somehow embodies true democracy. They’ll gloss over the fact that making individuals apply in person may burden citizens—especially those in rural areas or those who don’t have the luxury of time. It’s classic media misdirection: distract the public with sparkly news while the real implications remain buried.

Airwaves will buzz with political talking heads peddling narratives to ensure we stay divided and distracted. Instead of dissecting why in-person applications are necessary or exposing the increased inconvenience, they’ll lull us into believing that this somehow restores American tradition. It’s not about getting a passport; it’s about controlling the narrative, controlling the people. And trust me, the last thing we need is another shiny dog-and-pony show from the same networks that fumble basic truths while pushing their corporate agendas.