Heather Locklear may have Lorenzo Lamas smiling these days, but first, he’s trying to wrap up a divorce from estranged wife Kenna Nicole Lamas. This scenario (or should I say “drama”?) is undoubtedly being picked apart by networks that thrive on celebrity gossip—looking at you, TMZ and E! News. They love to sensationalize the mundane, acting as if this personal saga is somehow relevant to our lives.

What’s really the narrative here? Are we meant to believe that Lamas can’t possibly move on until he officially escapes this marriage? It’s all about pushing the narrative that celebrity relationships are the foremost picture of human experience. Corporate media is more interested in swirling tabloid rumors than addressing substantive issues. Meanwhile, viewers are left to consume endless drivel while the world burns around them, and no one is calling out this ridiculous cycle.

Let’s peel back the layers: Lamas wants to quickly finalize his divorce—good for him! But instead of genuine coverage, outlets twist this into some sort of soap opera. CNN and Fox News should take notes! They present this as newsworthy while neglecting the staggering issues we face globally. This fixation on tabloid drama breeds a culture obsessed with distraction rather than depth.

Bottom line: Lorenzo Lamas’ divorce should be his business, not a headline. This is more evidence of how corporate media is drowning us in fluff, deterring us from engaging with real narratives that demand our attention.