Ah, the spectacle of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding, dripping in celebrity culture, and of course, mainstream media foaming at the mouth. They love a good story, especially one where the food delivery becomes a headline! Who cares about the whimsical love story or the real-life pressures of celebrity? No, what’s sensational is that “hangry patrons” might be dissatisfied with their fancy appetizers delivered for an intimate rehearsal dinner. Just what we need—more indulgence to distract from everyday struggles.

Look at the way outlets like CNN and People magazine are framing it. They don’t just report on the food; they create a drama where everyday folks can vicariously live through the extravagant lives of the rich and famous. It’s a diversion tactic—keeping us glued to the flashy lights while ignoring fundamental issues like inflation, rising mental health crises, and political corruption. Conveniently, it’s ignored that most Americans are struggling just to afford groceries, yet we’re sold the fairy tale of endless lavishness.

Fox News might spin it as a wholesome celebration of American love—cue the emotional music—while glossing over how these wedding festivities serve the elite narrative of excess. Meanwhile, the actual reality is that the rest of us are left watching, mouths watering over hors d’oeuvres that cost more than our weekly grocery bills. Dear patrons, remember that this is a circus. It’s not about the food; it’s about keeping you entertained and distracted while they keep filling their pockets.