So, the supposed environmental saviors at the mainstream media are suddenly interested in a dead whale weighing 12 tonnes on the beaches of Muanda. Wow, groundbreaking stuff, huh? You’d think CNN finally discovered climate change—or maybe it’s just another day of fishing for ratings with whatever sensational crisis they can conjure up.

Let’s get real: what’s the narrative here? Is it about wildlife conservation or just another ploy to tug at your heartstrings while they distract you from actual pressing issues? Look at the headlines blaring from networks like NBC and ABC. They love to slap an “urgent” sticker on anything that vaguely resembles a tragedy, but I guarantee you won’t find them questioning the real environmental policies that lead to these tragedies. They won’t dare to ask if this whale’s demise is connected to the pollution and corporate neglect they happily ignore while touting their green credentials.

Meanwhile, Fox News will probably spin it into an abortion debate or some anti-environmental agenda, as if a 12-tonne whale wreck on a beach is a metaphor for the state of America. Spoiler alert: it’s not. And let’s not forget the sprinkle of virtue signaling these networks love to whip up. Their tokenistic environmentalism reeks of hypocrisy, as they profit off sensationalism while failing to address the root causes of marine distress.

So, the next time you catch one of these networks treating the whale as a headline rather than a call to real action, remember: this is just another cog in their agenda machine—feeding off tragedy while serving their corporate masters. Don’t fall for their game.