Somehow, J.D. Vance has scored the Vice Presidency, and he’s out there claiming his life is a “cake.” The man has essentially hit the political jackpot, but instead of just relishing in those sweet perks, he insists he’s determined not to turn into an “entitled asshole.” Oh, how noble of him! But let’s peel back the layers of this frosting-covered narrative.

Mainstream outlets like CNN and NBC will paint this as a heartwarming tale of humility in the face of power. You know the drill: “He’s relatable!” “He’s one of us!” Puh-lease. They want you to buy into this “everyman” facade while conveniently glossing over the fact that Vance is now part of the elite cadre of decision-makers. It’s laughable to think he won’t indulge in the indulgences that come with the office. Political success often breeds a special kind of amnesia concerning the struggles of the average American.

Meanwhile, conservative outlets like Fox News will probably twist this into a feel-good story, positioning him as some kind of champion for the little guy. What a joke! Vance’s entire public persona has been crafted to resonate with a base anxious for real change, but is that truly possible when you’re sitting at the head of the table?

Let’s call it what it is: corporate media is spinning a yarn around Vance, trying to sell us a fairy tale that a politician can both achieve power and stay grounded. Spoiler alert: it rarely happens. The truth is, as power shifts, so too do the values of those who wield it, whether Vance likes it or not. Don’t be fooled by the cake; watch out for the calories of entitlement lurking beneath.