Before this patriotic kiddo stole the spotlight, she was hitting the golf course at the tender age of 8, decked out in her red, white, and blue, sporting those iconic space buns on the 4th of July. It seems like yesterday when she was just a girl, but now, corporate media wants us to believe she’s some kind of ‘shining star.’ Why? Because she played Louise Brooks on a CBS comedy. Cue the applause! But let’s not gloss over the absurdity here.

The way outlets like CNN and NBC gawk at her rise, you’d think she’s the second coming of Hollywood’s golden age. They’re pushing a narrative that glorifies this sanitized version of celebrity success while completely ignoring the realities of young stardom, hidden agendas, and the pressure cooker of fame. Meanwhile, they sidestep the question: Why should we all care about a girl who sports space buns? Is this genuinely talent, or just another shiny distraction meant to keep our eyes off the real issues plaguing our society?

It’s a classic case of the media building someone up only to turn them into a walking marketing machine. The mainstream buzzwords are the same: “inspiration,” “youth,” and “dreams.” Give me a break! Where’s the coverage of critical issues overshadowed by this manufactured glow-up? While they push these narratives, they miss the bigger picture—real-life struggles continue to persist outside of this glittering bubble.