So, Margaret Qualley just scrubbed her wedding day photos from social media, and suddenly it’s a massive headline? Pardon me while I roll my eyes. Corporate media, like CNN and People, are jumping at the chance to claim this is a sign of marital strife between her and Jack Antonoff. But let’s get real: is deleting a few photos really front-page news, or are these outlets just trying to manufacture drama? It feels like a desperate attempt to grab clicks.

We’ve seen this cycle play out countless times. The moment two celebrities take a step back from the spotlight, the tabloids treat it like they’re on the verge of a collapse. Fox News jumps in, sensationalizing every move to push a narrative, like they’ve got some insider scoop that somehow, inexplicably, changes everything we know about their relationship. Meanwhile, the audiences eat it up, believing lies that relationships must constantly be in the spotlight to be valid.

This kind of frenzy shows just how addicted mainstream media is to gossip. Rather than respectfully respecting a couple’s privacy, they exploit these narratives like vultures circling roadkill. At the end of the day, we’ve got to ask ourselves: are we really buying into this? Or can we finally see this for what it is—a toxic trap sold to us by journalists too eager to sell stories instead of actually report news? Wake up, people.