Donald Trump is reportedly mending fences with his former fixer, Michael Cohen, while the mainstream media is scrambling to determine how to spin it. The New York Times breathlessly reports their reconciliation, but let’s be real—Cohen was Trump’s go-to guy until he decided to turn snitch. Why should we care now that they’re playing nice again?

Turn on CNN, and you’ll hear the usual sneering—pundits acting as if this is the end of Trump’s political career, and yet here he is, pulling people back into his orbit. Meanwhile, Fox News might frame this as some sort of redemption arc, swooning over the nostalgia of the Trump-Cohen partnership. But does anyone remember the bitter public fallout that had them at each other’s throats? This isn’t reconciliation; it’s a PR stunt to distract from the chaos surrounding Trump’s legal issues.

The corporate media is trying to create a narrative that somehow this reuniting signals stability. Don’t be fooled! Whether it’s CNN pushing the “disgraced former president” mantra or Fox masking the dysfunction with pro-Trump flair, neither outlet is addressing the core issue. Their agendas are palpable—one seeks to demonize, the other to deify. Both miss the point entirely: this isn’t about rehabilitating relationships, it’s about resurrecting a crumbling narrative for consumption.