The recent incidents involving Iranian drone attacks on commercial vessels in the Strait of Hormuz have prompted a predictable wave of corporate media hysteria. CNN and MSNBC are dancing in delight, framing this as a crisis that demands urgent Western intervention. Why? Because nothing stirs up a narrative like the specter of “evil Iran” threatening our precious shipping lanes. It feeds the military-industrial complex and keeps their sponsors happy. Are we really surprised?

Meanwhile, Fox News is hustling to whip up its base, calling for “stronger action,” and arguing that Biden’s approach toward Iran has been too lenient. The irony? The very same network will flip the script and blame him for potential military escalation when things heat up. It’s classic hypocrisy—always a two-step dance with these outlets, manipulating outrage to push their agendas.

And let’s not forget the subtle framing—both sides pretend to care about global security while conveniently glossing over the question of what drives Iran’s actions. Is it really about aggression, or are they reacting to years of Western interventions and sanctions? But hey, who needs nuance when you can stir up fear and stampede your audience into thinking they need to support a war?

This entire media circus is an example of how corporate narratives drown out genuine discourse. It’s not about informing the public; it’s about serving a pre-packaged narrative for ratings and profits. In the end, we need critical thinking, not blind acceptance of sensationalism. Wake up, America!